I appreciate the answers so far - I have found a few offers online, and thanks
@RX8 for the note about the discounted stay not necessarily being in the top-tier resort that they're selling. Since people are completely flummoxed by my interest, I can at least explain that when I was much younger I was in door to door sales (it was a different time). I wasn't very good at it! And I didn't like it that much, but I did it for years as it was a job, and I had always heard about these crazy-hard sells at timeshare presentations and have simply been curious. To reiterate, I am quite sure I will not find myself buying anything.
@SHG My vacation interests are nothing out of the ordinary. I like FL, I've always wanted to visit HI but have never been, and I've enjoyed other similar trips to warm/tropical places. All of that being said, I am more interested in attending a presentation in the US versus in e.g. Mexico or the Caribbean. I have heard that those presentations are even MORE high pressure, and I would feel more comfortable knowing what my consumer rights, etc. are while in the US as opposed to another country.
@everyone thanks for the answers, and based on what I've read here and searched in the meantime on posters' recommendations there seem to be a few promising locations in central FL, or maybe even HI (although the HI ones are - understandably - more expensive and seemingly nicer).