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Dirty Sam Rackham
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Jim Breslin
Dirty Jenny Rackham
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Wyndham Founder; Disney OKW & SSR; Marriott's Willow Ridge and Shadow Ridge,Grand Chateau; Val Chatelle; Hono Koa OF (3); SBR(LOTS), SDO a few; Grand Palms(selling); WKORV-OF ,Westin Desert Willow.
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
And me favorite line, when comin' up the ladder from a dive is, "Arrrrr...cheated death yet again!"
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
Your pirate name is:
Captain Bess Flint
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Avast me hearties and listen closely, for I, Cap't. Blackboot am the one who strikes fear in the hearts of strong men and causes them t' shiver in their boots. Wimmen swoon when they hears me name for I have the reputation of bein' quite the ladies man. I am the fiercest pirate you've ere laid eyes on. Me double edge sword is sharp as a razor. You'll know me by me scarlet scabbard. If ye don't listen to me orders I'll place ye in irons and toss ye in the bliges. Other infractions will be punished by keel haulin'. So be careful swabs fer I be on the lookout for ye. And now I must be goin' fer I have to wipe parrot poop from me shoulder. (Don't laugh or I'll be out to get ya with me Spanish pistolas.)
I be Mad Mary Boney. Me thinks this is a garrrrrr name that suits me well. Parrots and Penguins? Where be the bbq???
"Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!"
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