And comes with a free unicorn ride on the tallest mountain in southern Florida for the $200,000 or did the presenter fail to mention that
The unicorn ride is really the key here. South Florida mountains, frankly, are not that difficult to climb, but to ride a unicorn on one of our peaks would be hard to describe.
Before you buy, though, be sure to check whether the unicorns are wild or farm-raised.
Wild unicorns are very difficult to ride. They buck quite a bit differently from the mechanical bull at your favorite cowboy bar -- it's more of an inward-leaning, outward-flinging, bump-bump-pause-explode motion, not dissimilar to salsa dancing...but on a horse-sized animal with the strength of a bull elk. And, as you probably know, unicorns do all of the bucking
clockwise rather than counter-clockwise like mechanical bucking beasts.
So...unless you are a
really experienced rider, don't go unless the unicorns are farm-raised. In South Florida, the best unicorns are the Equadorian GC's. Costa Rican unicorns are not bad either.
If you have any questions, consult your Wyndham sales weasel -- they have all the answers and won't lead you astray!