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"I'll have a seat in Flying Frontal Baggage, please"
"Sorry, Lady, you don't quality based on our Sagometer. To the Sag Section with you!"
And the Sag Section is worth the extra cost because it has a special secondary upper seat belt which provides support where you need it most.
This thread has been pretty entertaining. :hysterical:

Seems to me sometimes she has been allowed to bypass their rules, making it less costly $$$, and other times not. She is asking the airline employees to always follow their rules and make it known.