T_R_Oglodyte
TUG Lifetime Member
One day longtime TUGger (and moderator extraordinaire) DeniseM dies of an overdose of happiness and bliss while sitting on her lanai at Kauai Beach Villas. The overdose occurs as Denise has by now accumulated ownership of 17 ocean front weeks at Kauai Beach Villas; she was pushing the limits of happiness and she pays the price, expiring with the most gorgeous smile on her face.
In her will, though, she leaves instructions that those 17 weeks are to be divided among three other loyal KBV-owning TUGgers as follows:
- half to BMWguynw
- one-third to jacknjara
- one-ninth to nygiants11991
The three of them, however, cannot figure out how to divide up the deeds among themselves, and the thread where they are trying to figure it out turns all nasty and cranky.
Finally AlanCole can't take the crankiness and bickering any longer, so he offers to settle things, and the others take him up on that. So Alan adds one of his el cheapo RCI points eBay specials to the pool to make 18 timeshares in total, and tells them each to take their share, and he'll just take whatever is leftover. BMWguynw takes nine ocean front KBV weeks and is happy. And jacknsara takes six ocean front KBV weeks and is happy. Finally nygiants11991 takes 2 ocean front KBV weeks and is happy.
Alan smiles and keeps the el cheapo RCI points week he had in the first place, but some thought they heard him muttering something into the mouthpiece of the horn he just bought on eBay, under his breath, about those silly young TUGgers.
In her will, though, she leaves instructions that those 17 weeks are to be divided among three other loyal KBV-owning TUGgers as follows:
- half to BMWguynw
- one-third to jacknjara
- one-ninth to nygiants11991
The three of them, however, cannot figure out how to divide up the deeds among themselves, and the thread where they are trying to figure it out turns all nasty and cranky.
Finally AlanCole can't take the crankiness and bickering any longer, so he offers to settle things, and the others take him up on that. So Alan adds one of his el cheapo RCI points eBay specials to the pool to make 18 timeshares in total, and tells them each to take their share, and he'll just take whatever is leftover. BMWguynw takes nine ocean front KBV weeks and is happy. And jacknsara takes six ocean front KBV weeks and is happy. Finally nygiants11991 takes 2 ocean front KBV weeks and is happy.
Alan smiles and keeps the el cheapo RCI points week he had in the first place, but some thought they heard him muttering something into the mouthpiece of the horn he just bought on eBay, under his breath, about those silly young TUGgers.
No story where Denise dies can be called a fairy tale! 
