Stay At Home Humor

[PrairieGirl]

 

[PrairieGirl]

 

[PrairieGirl]

Another demonstration of how we do it in Saskatchewan!

 

[DaveNV]

This one made me spit coffee across the room.

Dave

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

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You can accomplish the same thing by chopping chiles, and that has the benefit of adding to taste.

I speak from experience. About six months ago I was chopping some serranos for a spicy Pad Thai I was preparing. About an hour later, during dinner, I touched the corner of my eye. I was blind in that eye for about 20 minutes.

 

[Talent312]

"Stay at herm." -- Inspector Cleausau

The Pink Panther movies were among my favorites.
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Inspector Clouseau: Do I detect something in your voice that says I am in disfavor with you?
Dreyfus: YES! I wish you were DEAD!
Inspector Clouseau: Well, of course, you are entitled to your opinion.
-- Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

 

[DaveNV]

Ok, I admit I'm spending waaaay too much time indoors. Saw this on Facebook this morning, and laugh-groaned out loud. So of course, I had to share it here.

Read this out loud, preferably asking someone else in the room:
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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
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People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones
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People in Abu Dhabi do.



Dave, with apologies.

 

[clifffaith]

You can accomplish the same thing by chopping chiles, and that has the benefit of adding to taste.

I speak from experience. About six months ago I was chopping some serranos for a spicy Pad Thai I was preparing. About an hour later, during dinner, I touched the corner of my eye. I was blind in that eye for about 20 minutes.

Had the misfortune of having to pee an hour or so after chopping peppers. It would have been better had I drip dried that day.

 

[Jan M.]

Had the misfortune of having to pee an hour or so after chopping peppers. It would have been better had I drip dried that day.

I'm really sorry for laughing. Unpleasant doesn't even come close to describing your situation.

I once made the genius decision to taste a fresh banana pepper to determine if it was a hot or mild one. In spite of quickly drinking some milk I still had blisters on my tongue and the roof of my mouth.

 

[VacationForever]

I always wear gloves when preparing meals and avoid getting hot fingers after chopping hot peppers.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

I always wear gloves when preparing meals and avoid getting hot fingers after chopping hot peppers.

I try to make a point of washing my hands after chopping hot peppers. Use liquid hand soap with no added water and scrub for 15-seconds. Identical for what I'm doing now for corona-virus protection, except I now make a point to scrub longer. That's a good way to remove anything oily or greasy from your hands. It's also instantly lethal to viruses, since the soap dissolves their outer structure.

 

[Luanne]

 

[VacationForever]

 

[mentalbreak]

This one made me spit coffee across the room.

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Dave

It is day 24 alone with my husband and teen boys. (At least the dog is female.) I think I might break this one out on them. Just need to figure out the actual logistics to make it work.

 

[geist1223]

I'm really sorry for laughing. Unpleasant doesn't even come close to describing your situation.

I once made the genius decision to taste a fresh banana pepper to determine if it was a hot or mild one. In spite of quickly drinking some milk I still had blisters on my tongue and the roof of my mouth.

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If you ever eat something too pepper/chili hot immediately consume a teaspoon of granulated sugar. Milk does not really work.

 

[Talent312]

Squirrels:

https://tugbbs.com/forums/attachments/1586202714107-png.18704/

The caption should read: "Limit two per customer."
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[Makai Guy]

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don't like The Flintstones
People in Abu Dhabi do.

 

[Jan M.]

If you ever eat something too pepper/chili hot immediately consume a teaspoon of granulated sugar. Milk does not really work.

Thanks! I didn't know that.

 

[clifffaith]

 

[Jan M.]

 

[Luanne]

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I sent this to our realtor, who is also a good friend. Hope she finds it as funny as I did.

 

[VacationForever]

 

[VacationForever]

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

 

[Ken555]

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