Stay At Home Humor

[clifffaith]

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I still do - Thanks, sis!

I have five in the closet. Cliff’s mother made one, two from my maternal grandmother, one from my paternal grandma, and a thankfully solid off white one given to us by “a woman of a certain age” as a wedding present forty years ago. Shame to have them packed away, but cats making biscuits on afghans is a problem.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

Quotes from Foghorn Leghorn:

“That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg”
“He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent”
“That, I say that boy’s just like a tattoo, gets under your skin”
"She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride - a little light in the belfry!"
"I say, that boy is playing with a full deck alright, he's just really slow at shuffling."
"Boy, I say, boy, you are as useless as a back pocket on a T-shirt!"
"Boy, I say, boy, if you can't take a joke I suggest you avoid mirrors!"
"That dog’s as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oat meal”
“That, I say that dog’s busier than a centipede at a toe countin’ contest”
“Gal reminds me of a highway between Fort Worth and Dallas – no curves”
“This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show”
“That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot”
"That boy’s about as organized as a plate of spaghetti."
“Boy's so dumb, You put his brain on the sharp edge of a razor blade, it would look like a marble rolling down a 4 lane highway!!”

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

[Brett]

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[Makai Guy]

 

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[PigsDad]

 

[Tank]

 

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[T_R_Oglodyte]

 

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[T_R_Oglodyte]

Deleted - on more thought I decided it was in bad taste. Tx to @geist1223 for giving me pause.

 

[Makai Guy]

 

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[Makai Guy]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his fly. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It be drivin' me nuts."

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

[Tank]

 

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I did

 

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[TheHolleys87]

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The Yankees need to expect this, after using their new bats! I wonder how fast all the other teams can get the torpedo bats?

 

[Tank]