Stay At Home Humor

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[Luanne]

 

[amycurl]

From The Onion. Especially appropriate for TUG. (I probably should have posted this in the Marriott forum, TBH...)

Marriott CEO Tells Investors He’s Had A Good First Quarter In Terms Of His Personal Life

BETHESDA, MA—Addressing investors in a tense early morning teleconference call, Marriott International CEO Arne Sorenson reportedly told investors Thursday that he’s had a pretty good first quarter just in terms of his personal life. “Yeah, skipping past some of the financials for a second, I...

www.theonion.com

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine community support.

Dave

 

[clifffaith]

 

[clifffaith]

 

[pedro47]

Quarantine community support.

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Dave

DaveNW, now that was just over the top. I hope you gave him a full glass of water.

 

[SmithOp]

Latest scientific Facebook evidence, lol.

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[DaveNV]

Quarantine business opportunity.

Dave

 

[Makai Guy]

We seem to be straying from the intended humor focus. I'm in the process of splitting the Golden Corral discussion off to its own thread.

 

[Tank]

Omg! This is funny! Must read.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!" The pastor fainted.

Hahaha!

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[Tank]

 

[DaveNV]

Another quarantine employment opportunity.

Dave

 

[amycurl]

These are pretty great....folks rate their SAH "accommodations"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2020/05/15/your-quarantine-experience-reviewed-like-hotel/?utm_campaign=MMS_Newsletter_20200522&utm_content=&utm_medium=email&utm_source=sfmc_Loneliness%20is%20cleanliness

 

[pedro47]

Another quarantine employment opportunity.

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Dave

Are they cruise ships going to the savage yard???. LOL
I know they are containers ships being recycled to be double deckers containers ships.

 

[Tank]

 

[Brett]

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine couple's therapy.

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Pre-Quarantine memories...

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine Smart Advice.

Dave

 

[Jan M.]

 

[beejaybee]

Today I told my suitcase we are not going on vacation this year so now I'm dealing with emotional baggage!

 

[Jan M.]

 

[VacationForever]

 

[#1 Cowboys Fan]

A Touching Song Written by a Quarantined Music Teacher

This is a must watch!

It's interesting what is funny to some people and not others.

This one din't 'hit' me as funny---but the crew was sure laughing!!!!