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Stay At Home Humor

geist1223

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Realized I had to use the bathroom.

Got up and walked across the house to the pantry.

Couldn't remember why I was in the pantry. Remembered I had to use the bathroom.

Walked across the house to the bathroom.

Sitting on the throne I remembered why I went to the pantry.

Toilet Paper.

This is why you should always keep a spare roll (or a box of Kleenex) on the back of the toilet and replace the spare roll as soon as you use it.
 

DaveNV

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Dave :D
 

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