Stay At Home Humor

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[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

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[AJCts411]

 

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This photo is real and was not edited. The stone is real, the trees are real, the soil is real and the sky is real.
The only thing you have to do is change your point of view. Look at the photo, upside down!

 

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UMMM BACON!

 

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An oldie but a goodie. . . .

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

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[clifffaith]

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to
keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with
flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

Happiness is not having to set the alarm clock.

When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children
just like the bottle says.

Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.”

“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo”.

Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?

I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech
support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.

Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the
"Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to
transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that
needs work.

It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten
minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.

Lately, have you noticed that people your age are so much older than you?

"One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.

 

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Yeah. It was like that for both ways - going and coming home.
And I grew up in Miami.
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My SIL has a mild case of Covid... So it's still a thing, apparently.

 

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[Passepartout]

Why does ZOOM have offices ?

 

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