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A lawyer wanted to locate a young woman who had become heir to a large fortune.
The police were called in to assist in the search. The case was placed in the hands
of a young and clever detective.
Several weeks passed by without any information. The lawyer was beginning to
feel concerned over the matter, when the young detective appeared on the scene.
He smilingly informed the lawyer that he had located the heiress.
“Where is she?” asked the lawyer.
“At my place”, replied the detective. “We were married yesterday!”
Dave
The police were called in to assist in the search. The case was placed in the hands
of a young and clever detective.
Several weeks passed by without any information. The lawyer was beginning to
feel concerned over the matter, when the young detective appeared on the scene.
He smilingly informed the lawyer that he had located the heiress.
“Where is she?” asked the lawyer.
“At my place”, replied the detective. “We were married yesterday!”
Dave
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Hmm.....
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When you stop to think about it...
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Dave, you’re really on a roll today, but this one made me laugh so hard that DH asked what was funny and laughed hard too! And I felt I had to go back and change emoticons on some others because there’s no double-laugh emoticon, and this one deserved extra recognition.
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Thanks! it occurred to me that I haven't posted in this thread for awhile. Some of these are a riot. The Uber one made me laugh out loud, too. (Sorry for the off-color words. But I figured we're all adults here.)
Dave
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Is this a real rhyme? I've only heard the first couple of these lines.
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So true at my house...
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