Stay At Home Humor

[pedro47]

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Dave

I need to show this to some one very special

 

[Tank]

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

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Dave

The real skill was doing it in shorts, on a day when the temp was 95 degrees, the sky was clear, and the sun was shining directly on the slide. Because then you had to go up the slide standing up all the way or otherwise get blister burns on your knees if you knelt down or on your hands if you gripped the side rail for balance.

 

[Brett]

 

[DaveNV]

Don't forget - this weekend!

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

From my sister...

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Old habits die hard.

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

This has happened to me.

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

How products get their names:

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

I think we all had one like this.

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[dago]

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Dave

Yep remember doing that often. Without a helmet or knee pads

 

[DaveNV]

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind,
that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Dave

 

[Tank]

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Dave

What the “BLANK” is that

 

[DaveNV]

What the “BLANK” is that

Yes.

Dave