Stay At Home Humor

[DaveNV]

Customer Service is important.

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[DaveNV]

Know your Unicorns.

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[Tank]

Yum!

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Dave

I have been looking for these all over.
It’s a fun party sampling holiday laugh out loud moment.
We did this with a thanksgiving theme Jones Soda thanksgiving dinner 6 pack.
Had shot glasses for everyone, sapling each flavor trying to figure out what part of the dinner we were at.
So many laughs, had so much fun.
The Soda was just aweful!
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[DaveNV]

I have been looking for these all over.
It’s a fun party sampling holiday laugh out loud moment.
We did this with a thanksgiving theme Jones Soda thanksgiving dinner 6 pack.
Had shot glasses for everyone, sapling each flavor trying to figure out what part of the dinner we were at.
So many laughs, had so much fun.
The Soda was just aweful!
Dave

I've had some weird Jones Soda flavors. I'll bet it was a lot of fun!

Google says you can buy this Brach's Thanksgiving Candy Corn (Eeeww! Just typing that gave me the willies! LOL!) at Walgreens, Target, and WalMart. Among others. brach's thanksgiving candy corn where to buy

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Brilliant!

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Today's children are so picky..LOL

 

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Dave

Why didn't you give him that passed card to go directly to Boardwalk and collect $200.00 dollars.

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And the Beat Down Goes On. Hubby you should learn to be quiet/ silence. LOL.
IMHO

 

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I love this one.

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[DaveNV]

Makes perfect sense!

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[DaveNV]

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven:

When they get there, St. Peter says. "We only have one rule
here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says. "Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely
ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for
the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day
St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid
eyes on: Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them
together without saying a word.

The happy woman says. "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
you for all of eternity?"

The guy says. "I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

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