Stay At Home Humor

[DaveNV]

Sorry but I don't get it...

"Wrong on so many levels"

Dave

 

[BJRSanDiego]

"Wrong on so many levels"

Dave

Ha ha. Thanks for the answer.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

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on the issue of favorite talk show hosts .... I'm sure this has been posted, but we're almost to 400 pages on this thread, and this classic merits a redux.

Courtney Thorne-Smith was a guest on Conan to promote the movie "Chairman of the Board", Norm MacDonald was also there, and he was in top form. Afterward, Courtney said she was not all offended. (See quotes below.) FWIW, if you try to fill in the places where Norm is muted, it's for political correctness, not for profanity. A hint in case you try to fill the audio voids, he uses the R word.

Courtney Thorne-Smith Addresses that Norm Macdonald Video Going Around Again

I was there to promote Chairman of the Board. I was not thrilled about having to do it, so when Norm took over, I’m like, Oh, thank you, God and Norm Macdonald. It was a blessing. Look—had I thought that Chairman of the Board was my path to an Oscar, I might have been offended. I did not. [Laughs] So it was a joy to be teased about it. Because I didn’t know what I was going to say [on the show]. I was like, Good, Norm, you take over.

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[Conan’s] such a nice man, and I would run into him later and he was afraid that I was offended. I told him absolutely not. You know those great nights you go out with your friends and you start laughing and you can’t stop, and you have that satiated feeling? That’s how I felt. I didn’t expect to have an amazing time, and I had an amazing time. That’s what I walked away with; just giddy with how much fun it was. I had a ball.

I never watched Melrose Place. Apart from this appearance on Conan, I had no inkling of who she was. But after viewing the interview, and her post-interview reactions, and learning a bit more about her, she comes across to as a well-grounded, genuinely nice person. Which, of course, contrasts with many more prominent Hollywood actors.

 

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[emeryjre]

OLD FRIENDS

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name. I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to Know?"

 

[AJCts411]

 

[Luanne]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

 

[Luanne]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

One of the reasons why Jim Henson and crew did the Muppet Show was to allow them do material that didn’t fit Sesame Street. Such as their take on Shel Silverstein's "You're Always Welcome at Our House" – with Marisa Berenson. Best viewed with good dose of warp.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

This SNL is stupendous. Someone in the comments said, "As a high school teacher, I see this as a documentary."

"I would like to speak my truth to you."

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

I'll conclude with "Star Trek VII - The Really Last Voyage". From "In Living Color"

 

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[pedro47]

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That sounds liked a true story. There was an incident in Virginia similar to this story. Only the young man ended up killing this female. Now that was a very sad ending.

 

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[pedro47]

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That was a super buy. I hope you enjoy that gravy item. LOL

 

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[pedro47]

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To the OP, you are going to need an aluminum pie pan to catch the grease from those seven (7) grill Frank's. LOL

 

[DaveNV]

Actors now, and when they were young.

Dave

 

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