Stay At Home Humor

[DaveNV]

Released from quarantine:

Dave

 

[vacationtime1]

Just a repost like all the others here
Didn’t search if it was fact. Didn’t care if it was or not
Wasn’t posted as a news story

Some people suck

The truth matters to some people.

 

[pedro47]

Friends don't tell friends that Woodstock was 51 years ago! (Time flies when you're having fun!)

Wow!! Woodstock was 51 years ago. I feel it must have been fun with all those strange peace signs, love songs, Jimmy Hendericks and slogans. Before my time LOL. Right

 

[Passepartout]

Wow!! Woodstock was 51 years ago. I feel it must have been fun with all those strange peace signs. love songs and slogans. Before my time LOL. Right

Yes indeedie. By then I'd grown up, gotten as much education as I was going to get- hard knocks excluded- lived in Europe a couple of years, been to war- come home, been screamed and spit at, and fallen in love. It didn't exactly feel like FUN at the time. But the music was the BEST EVER!

 

[CanuckTravlr]

Just a repost like all the others here
Didn’t search if it was fact. Didn’t care if it was or not
Wasn’t posted as a news story

Some people suck

Sorry, IMO, the last statement was uncalled for and the part before that was a cop out excuse! We all should take some responsibility for what we post. You repeated an inaccurate set of facts and now are trying to pass it off as just innocent humour. The Hong Kong flu was seasonal and was not an issue at Woodstock. I was there. Were you?

 

[Karen G]

Virus reflections:

Of all the things I learned in grade school, how to avoid cooties was the last one I expected to use.

People keep asking “is corona virus really that serious?” Listen up! Casinos and churches are closed. When heaven and hell agree on the same thing, it’s probably pretty serious!

Now that teachers finally have a chance to use the restroom, there’s no toilet paper.

Shout out to all the parents who never taught their kids respect and now they’re stuck at home with the little monsters!!!

The longer this goes on the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required.

Cops these days will be like…”come out with your hands washed!”

Day 31 of quarantine…ate all the snacks and food…clothes no longer fit… but I’m still wearing gloves and mask for my protection.

Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!

And just like that…having a mask, rubber gloves, duct tape, plastic sheeting and rope in your trunk is OK.

Ask not what staying home on the couch can do for you, but ask what staying home on the couch can do for your country.

Police confront nudist sunbathers over not wearing facemasks amid corona virus outbreak.

Ladies…time to start dating the older dudes. They can get you into the grocery store early.

I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others.

I can’t believe I can walk into a store to buy weed, but I have to meet my hairdresser in a dark alley with unmarked bills to get a haircut!

Have to say that the Class of 2020 outdid themselves with Senior Skip Day this year!

With so many sporting events cancelled, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship…It’s on Paper-View.

Not to brag, but I haven’t been late for anything for the past 21 days!

Sitting at the bar in the kitchen at night. Tried to pick up my wife. She gave me a fake phone number. WTH…

It’s been a blessing being home with the wife for three weeks now. We’ve caught up on everything I’ve done wrong for fifteen years.

Have you noticed that since beauty salons are closed, selfies are down 68%?

Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent corona virus, but to stop eating.

 

[Gypsy65]

Sorry, IMO, the last statement was uncalled for and the part before that was a cop out excuse! We all should take some responsibility for what we post. You repeated an inaccurate set of facts and now are trying to pass it off as just innocent humour. The Hong Kong flu was seasonal and was not an issue at Woodstock. I was there. Were you?

Nope
Not that old sorry

It’s a humor thread. I’m not doing fact finding for that sorry again

I have real things to do besides pick out crap on the net

You and a few others evidently are the neighborhood police

Amazing!!!

 

[Tank]

Bet you sung it

 

[Brett]

Nope
Not that old sorry

It’s a humor thread. I’m not doing fact finding for that sorry again

I have real things to do besides pick out crap on the net

You and a few others evidently are the neighborhood police

Amazing!!!

yeah, that's not really "humor" but I suppose if that's how you feel are the "facts' .....

 

[Karen G]

OK, folks. Here's an idea: Go back to post #1 in this thread and read the instructions: Post your humorous SAH memes, messages, posts, videos here! Anything serious gets booed.

If there's something you disagree with, why don't you just "boo" it and move along. No need to argue about it or lecture one another. Just "boo" . . .

 

[clifffaith]

 

[PrairieGirl]

 

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[Tank]

 

[geist1223]

An old Farmer's Words of Wisdom we could all live by. . .

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight
and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a
John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered....not yelled.

Meanness don't just happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is
meaner than you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't
never gonna happen anyway.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older
and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't
bothering you none.

Timin' has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing
to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably
ever have to deal with, watches you from
the mirror every mornin'.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a
lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier
than puttin' it back in.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of
some influence, try orderin' somebody
else's dog around.

Live simply, love generously, care deeply,
Speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.

Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
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[mentalbreak]

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A few years back the “Amazon fairy” delivered a recorder (remember grade 3 music class?) with music and instruction for songs from Frozen to my brother’s daughter. My niece loved it and actually got pretty good.
I’m still bracing for payback.

 

[DaveNV]

Life in quarantine:

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Looking for a life after quarantine:

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine missing person:

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine parenting goals.

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Social distancing issues.

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

When you're on a low budget but binge watched too many Dukes episodes:

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

When the restaurants reopen after quarantine:

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

What my kids taught me in quarantine:

Dave