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Teenager Pro Tips is one of my favorite Facebook follows. 
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Teenager Pro Tips is one of my favorite Facebook follows.
It was new to me, but I cracked up reading them. I went through hell as a single parent raising two teenagers. So I can relate to every one of those.
Dave
My favorite, and a tip that my teen employs regularly is:
"Say 'I'm Coming!' Don't come."
Her hydroflask filling accuracy is closer to 90%, tho. She clearly has some work to do in this area.
"Say 'I'm Coming!' Don't come."
Her hydroflask filling accuracy is closer to 90%, tho. She clearly has some work to do in this area.
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Nerd humor (prompted by the Fibonacci thread) -
I got into a fight with a Fibonacci series one time. It was hard at first, because the odds were running about 2:1 against me. But after a while it became an even contest.
I got into a fight with a Fibonacci series one time. It was hard at first, because the odds were running about 2:1 against me. But after a while it became an even contest.
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My wife worked in the emergency room for 26 years
This is a true statement
This is a true statement
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Now how do you know that is a fact?
Have anyone from earth been to Uranus ? LOL
Did you know Uranus is only 1.79 billion miles from earth and it takes 83.06 years to orbits the sun. LOL
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It HAS to be fact. I read it on the internet.
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A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a Siamese cat have died. They are now face to face with God in the throng of souls at the Pearly Gates (the cat having expended all nine of its lives), awaiting the decisions regarding their eternal fates. In due course, they are called before God, who asks them to profess what they believe so that He can decide where they belong.
The German shepherd sits respectfully in front of God and replies: "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master."
"Good," says God. "Loyalty and service to others is the key to a heavenly life. Come, sit on my right. Doberman, what do you believe in?" The German Shepherd takes position, sitting on God's right.
The Doberman looks around, sniffs the air carefully, and takes up a watchful position while surveying the throng: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."
"Ah, excellent" God murmurs, nodding his head. Then, more loudly and clearly, He looks at the throng of hopefuls and announces "Concern and protection of others is also vital. Doberman, please take the spot on my left and continue your watch." Doberman takes his place.
Then God looks at the cat and asks, "And what do you believe in?"
The cat stands erect, looks from left to right at God, the German Shepherd, the Doberman, and then eyes the assorted angels and seraphim. He then moves his gaze back to God, twitches his tail and with obvious exasperation, announces:
"I believe you're sitting in my spot."
The German shepherd sits respectfully in front of God and replies: "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master."
"Good," says God. "Loyalty and service to others is the key to a heavenly life. Come, sit on my right. Doberman, what do you believe in?" The German Shepherd takes position, sitting on God's right.
The Doberman looks around, sniffs the air carefully, and takes up a watchful position while surveying the throng: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."
"Ah, excellent" God murmurs, nodding his head. Then, more loudly and clearly, He looks at the throng of hopefuls and announces "Concern and protection of others is also vital. Doberman, please take the spot on my left and continue your watch." Doberman takes his place.
Then God looks at the cat and asks, "And what do you believe in?"
The cat stands erect, looks from left to right at God, the German Shepherd, the Doberman, and then eyes the assorted angels and seraphim. He then moves his gaze back to God, twitches his tail and with obvious exasperation, announces:
"I believe you're sitting in my spot."