Stay At Home Humor

[BJRSanDiego]

Mine is four words exactly. "Tall Sumatra. No room."

One time I went into Starbucks and said "give me a black coffee ... $2 bucks worth". They didn't know how to handle it. Ha ha.

 

[pedro47]

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Dave

Are they singing a Christmas song or are they three escape convicts dress in their Christmas convicts uniforms, singing the blues. LOL

 

[Brett]

find the wavy line

 

[Quiet Pine]

One time I went into Starbucks and said "give me a black coffee ... $2 bucks worth". They didn't know how to handle it. Ha ha.

Only thing I ever order is "Short Drip." Small black coffee & it costs about $2. Once my husband was with me and I requested "2 Short Drips," then we burst out laughing 'cause it seemed we were describing ourselves.

 

[plpgma]

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[SmithOp]

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[maddog497]

Hopefully this doesn't turn out to be true.

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[jpsmit]

 

[Tank]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

I'm just being Koi this morning. . .

 

[DaveNV]

I need to meet this kid.

Dave

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[Passepartout]

Sometimes I feel this way about TUG Covid-19 thread. . . .

 

[Passepartout]

 

[Tank]

 

[Passepartout]

There's no telling what I could accomplish if someone took my computer away!

 

[Passepartout]

Just make one little typing error and your whole sentence can be urined.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

Moved by the church service, the richest man in town stood up and addressed the congregation.

“I remember the day I earned my first dollar,” he said. “That night I went to a church meeting and the speaker told us about his humanitarian work. I had only that single dollar, and I had to make a decision: Give it to his worthy cause or keep it. So I gave him all the money I had. I believe that God blessed that decision, and that is why I am a multi-millionaire today.”

As he sat down, a woman shouted, “I dare you to do it again.”

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

I went to the butcher’s the other day and bet him $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf.

“No,” he responded. “The steaks are too high.”