Stay At Home Humor

[plpgma]

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Ha Ha Ha -- That's Great! And a full description/specification to-boot! As DaveNV says, however -- (paraphrasing) "Dang -- Not for sale"!

 

[pedro47]

Unfortunately, they don't carry the "Turbo Encabulator".

The parts were available in the filming of the movie "Back to the future."
LOL.

 

[kanerf]

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You can build one here: https://www.myfluxcapacitor.com/putting-it-all-together

 

[Brett]

 

[Ken555]

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[emeryjre]

Little known Facts About Sex At Any Given Moment FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now! FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 elderly person is reading Jokes

 

[Luanne]

And a Happy Thanksgiving to all.

 

[pedro47]

And a Happy Thanksgiving to all.

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I liked that Turkey statement to Santa.

 

[plpgma]

 

[plpgma]

 

[DaveNV]

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Or: "We know you just bought a toaster oven, as a killer-deal, discounted, knockdown price, far, far cheaper than it's ever sold for in the history of toaster ovens. So here are 25 ads for the same exact toaster oven - each selling for way more than you paid for the one you already bought - plus additional cost for shipping. You're welcome."

Dave

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

The parts were available in the filming of the movie "Back to the future."
LOL.

After the Banzai Institute saw what Doctor Brown did with the parts they recalled all of them, and reserved them for Institute use only. . .

 

[plpgma]

After the Banzai Institute saw what Doctor Brown did with the parts they recalled all of them, and reserved them for Institute use only. . .

Ha ha -- While the reference to Doctor Brown may be easy for most to get, I'm thinking the Banzai Institute call-out will stump many!

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

Ha ha -- While the reference to Doctor Brown may be easy for most to get, I'm thinking the Banzai Institute call-out will stump many!

Bring your own watermelon. The head of the Banzai Institute made the first public use of the "flux capacitor" several years before Doctor Brown, and the development work dated back decades before Doctor Brown even heard of it.

 

[Ken555]

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[DaveNV]

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Probably not, but it's still funny.

Dave

 

[Ken555]

Probably not, but it's still funny.

Dave

It’s an irrational number…


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[DaveNV]

It’s an irrational number…


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That makes it even funnier.

Dave

 

[pedro47]

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Yes! This is a rational math person from the wrong galaxy.
I feel UPS will never be able to scan this home address; nor wil it be hack by malware.
ops it needs a letter. LOL

 

[PigsDad]

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Has anyone here ever noticed that Amy Farrah Fowler's apartment number on The Big Bang Theory was 314?

Kurt

 

[Theiggy]

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[chellej]

 

[Quiet Pine]

 

[Quiet Pine]

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]