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Reminds me of back in the 1960s when electric toothbrushes were brand new to the market and my dad got my mom one for their wedding anniversary. It was very quiet around our house for a few days, and the meals weren’t nearly as good as usual.
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
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plpgma
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{ totally get it!
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The lady in the yellow dress made me laugh without even seeing what this cartoon was about...
That gold fish should have purchased that miracle memory drug that contains a secret fish supplement and thus, he would have not purchased or signed for 8 timeshares contracts.
The lady in yellow have some sagging human items.LOL.
The lady in yellow have some sagging human items.LOL.
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I didn't realize it was possible to want to put a bra on a cartoon so badly. Woman-to-woman I wanted to intervene here!
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Sears Catalog! Maybe not, but my 3 year old granddaughter has scoured all the toy ads that come in the mail. She wants the AMERICAN CAR WASH. It's actually the Hot Wheels Octopus Car Wash but she gets to call it whatever she wants.
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Seeing that the Ravens are playing the Bears today...
Something I read in a joke book from the school library decades ago (and will only work in print, not audibly)...
What do you do if you see Chicago, Ill?
Call Baltimore, MD.
Something I read in a joke book from the school library decades ago (and will only work in print, not audibly)...
What do you do if you see Chicago, Ill?
Call Baltimore, MD.
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