Two very wealthy 70 year old friends sitting on a porch watching the day pass by:
John: Hey, Bob, what happened to that beautiful 30-something blonde you were seeing?
Bob: That's over. I think I drove her away with my dishonesty.
John: What you lied to her? Were you cheating on her?
Bob: Oh dear, no. I lied about my age. I told her I was 60.
John: Yeah, I see. Had you told her you were 80 instead, she would still be in your life!