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Stay At Home Humor
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I can’t decide whether to laugh or cry about this one….
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So now it's TIMESHARES?????
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Dave
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My neighbor just banged on the wall at 3:30 in the morning! Can you believe that?
Luckily, I was still up playing music.
He banged again, and shouted, "Can we have a little respect please?"
So I shouted back, "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but ok this one's for you!"
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Dave
Luckily, I was still up playing music.
He banged again, and shouted, "Can we have a little respect please?"
So I shouted back, "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but ok this one's for you!"
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Dave
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I'm thinking this guy is peeing himself...
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DaveRalph Sir Edward
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Oopsie!
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When you paint your garage doors photo-realistically, just to mess with your neighbors.
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When you're convinced Google Maps is trying to kill you.
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Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate
was. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there
was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “Now, Mama, I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony, and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the silver sugar bowl. I've looked everywhere. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Anthony shook his head. "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not"
take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Moral:
Never Bulla Shita Your Mama!
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Dave
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate
was. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there
was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “Now, Mama, I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony, and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the silver sugar bowl. I've looked everywhere. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Anthony shook his head. "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not"
take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Moral:
Never Bulla Shita Your Mama!
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DaveRalph Sir Edward
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If memory serves, this range is in New Mexico.
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