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Westin Kierland
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This was me as a kid. 
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Not so much a joke. How many do you count?
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down
the Interstate, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing
and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he
thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!," and pulled over to await the
trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch,
and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a
reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state
trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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Dave
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down
the Interstate, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing
and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he
thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!," and pulled over to await the
trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch,
and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a
reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state
trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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DaveRalph Sir Edward
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9, so far. . .
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Dave
11
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I saw 10, but didn't spend much time looking so I may have missed some.Are you sure?
Kurt
Ralph Sir Edward
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How many did you see?Are you sure?
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Because a Google search shows the answer, I'll answer it here: There are 10.
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Pretty sure this is NOT what they meant. LOL!
Dave
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I counted 10