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Love is blind, and marriage is a real eye-opener. - Anon.

I've been married so long, I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house - Louis Grizzard

I've married a few people I shouldn't have, but haven't we all? - Mamie van Doren

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It wasn't exactly a divorce. I was traded. - Tim Conway

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