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PrairieGirl said:
Who is Jack Schitt?

A little humor to help in our troubled times.

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious coupleproduced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happensbrothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.

REMEMBER: IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU MIGHT POSSIBLY BE RELATED TO FULLA SCHITT

Hey, do you think any of this clan lives up Schitt's Creek?
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My wife and I couldn't get through this without rolling all over the floor! Priceless!!!
 
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Went to the grocery store with my hubby. Came home and took off our masks. Turns out, it wasn't my hubby. Women: BE ATTENTIVE!
 
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Our insurance policy gives us $75 of free stuff from CVS every quarter. Last month I actually ordered a little jar of Vick's in case one of us had trouble breathing. Between the Vick's, the can of Spam and the boxes of childhood photos with me in crooked bangs, stay-at-home has been a real blast from the past!
 
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Quarantine goals:

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Jan M.

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Panina said:
Went to the grocery store with my hubby. Came home and took off our masks. Turns out, it wasn't my hubby. Women: BE ATTENTIVE!
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Hey, this was why I have done all the grocery shopping for past 41 years until DW took over due to this virus. I ALWAYS TOLD HER IT WAS A GREAT WAY TO MEET CHICKS :)
 
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