Tank
TUG Member
- Joined
- Oct 17, 2014
- Messages
- 3,344
- Reaction score
- 7,550
- Location
- Northern Ohio
- Resorts Owned
-
HICV South Beach Myrtle Beach
HICV Lake Geneva
HICV Gatlinburg
HICV Orange Lake Kissemee
-
The TUGBBS forums are completely free and open to the public and exist as the absolute best place for owners to get help and advice about their timeshares for more than 30 years!
Join Tens of Thousands of other Owners just like you here to get any and all Timeshare questions answered 24 hours a day! -
TUG started 31 years ago in October 1993 as a group of regular Timeshare owners just like you!
Read about our 31st anniversary: Happy 31st Birthday TUG! -
TUG has a YouTube Channel to produce weekly short informative videos on popular Timeshare topics!
Free memberships for every 50 subscribers!
Visit TUG on Youtube! -
TUG has now saved timeshare owners more than $23,000,000 dollars just by finding us in time to rescind a new Timeshare purchase! A truly incredible milestone!
Read more here: TUG saves owners more than $23 Million dollars -
Wish you could meet up with other TUG members? Well look no further as this annual event has been going on for years in Orlando! How to Attend the TUG January Get-Together!
-
Sign up to get the TUG Newsletter for free!
Tens of thousands of subscribing owners! A weekly recap of the best Timeshare resort reviews and the most popular topics discussed by owners! -
Our official "end my sales presentation early" T-shirts are available again! Also come with the option for a free membership extension with purchase to offset the cost!
All T-shirt options here!
Stay At Home Humor
- Thread starter Ken555
- Start date
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 22,528
- Reaction score
- 30,705
- Location
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Resorts Owned
- Free Agent
Dave
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 22,528
- Reaction score
- 30,705
- Location
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Resorts Owned
- Free Agent
Dave
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 22,528
- Reaction score
- 30,705
- Location
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Resorts Owned
- Free Agent
Dave
And then Johnson & Johnson drives by, laughing. . . .
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 22,528
- Reaction score
- 30,705
- Location
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Resorts Owned
- Free Agent
Tank
TUG Member
- Joined
- Oct 17, 2014
- Messages
- 3,344
- Reaction score
- 7,550
- Location
- Northern Ohio
- Resorts Owned
-
HICV South Beach Myrtle Beach
HICV Lake Geneva
HICV Gatlinburg
HICV Orange Lake Kissemee
Tank
TUG Member
- Joined
- Oct 17, 2014
- Messages
- 3,344
- Reaction score
- 7,550
- Location
- Northern Ohio
- Resorts Owned
-
HICV South Beach Myrtle Beach
HICV Lake Geneva
HICV Gatlinburg
HICV Orange Lake Kissemee
Tank
TUG Member
- Joined
- Oct 17, 2014
- Messages
- 3,344
- Reaction score
- 7,550
- Location
- Northern Ohio
- Resorts Owned
-
HICV South Beach Myrtle Beach
HICV Lake Geneva
HICV Gatlinburg
HICV Orange Lake Kissemee
LannyPC
TUG Member
A group of timeshare owners successfully bring a class-action lawsuit against a timeshare salesman for all the timeshares he deceptively sold them.
The jury found for the plaintiffs and ruled that the salesman had to buy back all the timeshares he sold them and pay an additional 5% restitution fee. The judge then said to the jury, "I'm surprised that you gave such a harsh sentence!" Then she said to the salesman, "I am reversing what the jury ordered. you do not have to pay back anything and the plaintiffs have to reimburse you for your legal fees and time. You are free to go."
The salesman starts walking away pumping his fists in the air joyfully while smirking at all the plaintiffs. The judge then yells, "Bailiff, seize that man and bring him back here!"
The judge then says to the sales man, "Not only am I going to uphold the jury's original decision, I am ordering you to pay 10% restitution to the plaintiffs and you will spend six months in jail."
The sales man then says, "But Your Honor, you just said that I was free to go and was going to get reimbursed. I was getting ready to celebrate."
The judge then said, "Well, now you know what it feels like to be lied to."
The jury found for the plaintiffs and ruled that the salesman had to buy back all the timeshares he sold them and pay an additional 5% restitution fee. The judge then said to the jury, "I'm surprised that you gave such a harsh sentence!" Then she said to the salesman, "I am reversing what the jury ordered. you do not have to pay back anything and the plaintiffs have to reimburse you for your legal fees and time. You are free to go."
The salesman starts walking away pumping his fists in the air joyfully while smirking at all the plaintiffs. The judge then yells, "Bailiff, seize that man and bring him back here!"
The judge then says to the sales man, "Not only am I going to uphold the jury's original decision, I am ordering you to pay 10% restitution to the plaintiffs and you will spend six months in jail."
The sales man then says, "But Your Honor, you just said that I was free to go and was going to get reimbursed. I was getting ready to celebrate."
The judge then said, "Well, now you know what it feels like to be lied to."
T_R_Oglodyte
TUG Lifetime Member
Stay At Home Humor
Those are just the ingredients. You still need a detonator. My brother actually did that once while we were all out camping back in the day -- needless to say, it wasn't pretty and none of us even thought of trying it afterwards!
tugbbs.com
Tank
TUG Member
- Joined
- Oct 17, 2014
- Messages
- 3,344
- Reaction score
- 7,550
- Location
- Northern Ohio
- Resorts Owned
-
HICV South Beach Myrtle Beach
HICV Lake Geneva
HICV Gatlinburg
HICV Orange Lake Kissemee
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 22,528
- Reaction score
- 30,705
- Location
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Resorts Owned
- Free Agent
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 22,528
- Reaction score
- 30,705
- Location
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Resorts Owned
- Free Agent
Dave
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 22,528
- Reaction score
- 30,705
- Location
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Resorts Owned
- Free Agent
These are excellent.
Dave
Dave
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 22,528
- Reaction score
- 30,705
- Location
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Resorts Owned
- Free Agent
My new wardrobe.
Dave
Dave
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 22,528
- Reaction score
- 30,705
- Location
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Resorts Owned
- Free Agent
Any musicians out there?
Dave
Dave
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 22,528
- Reaction score
- 30,705
- Location
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Resorts Owned
- Free Agent
Note to self: When laying on your back to take a picture of the ceiling, beware the local wildlife.
Dave
Dave
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 22,528
- Reaction score
- 30,705
- Location
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Resorts Owned
- Free Agent
Dave
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 22,528
- Reaction score
- 30,705
- Location
- Mesquite, Nevada
- Resorts Owned
- Free Agent
Truth.
Dave
Dave
Tank
TUG Member
- Joined
- Oct 17, 2014
- Messages
- 3,344
- Reaction score
- 7,550
- Location
- Northern Ohio
- Resorts Owned
-
HICV South Beach Myrtle Beach
HICV Lake Geneva
HICV Gatlinburg
HICV Orange Lake Kissemee
Ohio car
What a true statement. LOL