Stay At Home Humor

[Ken555]

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[moonstone]

 

[b2bailey]

Nope, to my credit I did state it was off color

Was it the British woman singing "I will survive" ?
If yes, I won't repost -- but definitely good for a laugh.

 

[klpca]

 

[b2bailey]

here 'ya go ----- on color pandemic parody

These two are so cute.

 

[turkel]

Was it the British woman singing "I will survive" ?
If yes, I won't repost -- but definitely good for a laugh.

Nope it was an original “Stay the * at home”

My brother shared it on our group/family text . We all enjoyed the humor of it including my 78 yo mother. But our Father was a sailor soooooo.....

 

[pedro47]

I can remember when you could have breakfast, lunch and dinner in a restaurant. You could sit down and relax. Then you would go shopping in a shopping mall with people holding hands and spending your money. LOL

Now they are all closed because of the Coronavirus .

Does anyone miss that touching of hands feeling.? LOL

Sorry, that is eligible: No Touching.... you must.......... be....... ................... ............. S I X ........ F E E T .......... A P A R T.

 

[Luanne]

Another recommendation:


I heard a doctor on TV saying we should focus on inner peace while we are home. To achieve this we should finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through the house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!

 

[b2bailey]

Another recommendation:


I heard a doctor on TV saying we should focus on inner peace while we are home. To achieve this we should finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through the house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!

I only wish I had all that unfinished.
(Although it doesn't fit in my 'almost ready to start Keto' world ...)

 

[b2bailey]

https://m.facebook.com/bonnie.bailey.927#!/photo.php?fbid=10223033003881653&id=1476773185&set=a.1130370747586&source=48&_ft_=mf_story_key.3904100499600864%3Atop_level_post_id.3904100499600864%3Atl_objid.3904100499600864%3Acontent_owner_id_new.100000028584638%3Aoriginal_content_id.10223033004201661%3Aoriginal_content_owner_id.1476773185%3Athrowback_story_fbid.3904100499600864%3Aphoto_id.10223033003881653%3Astory_location.4%3Aattached_story_attachment_style.photo%3Athid.100000028584638%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1585724399%3A1205928658344195131&__tn__=EHH-R

 

[Sandy VDH]

This was cute.... dating during Covid-19

A Guy From Brooklyn Sees A Girl Dancing On A Roof, Sends Her A Drone With His Number On It

Almost all of us have been quarantined for the past couple of weeks. For single people, it's a real date stopper. Well, this guy found a perfect solution for that.

www.boredpanda.com

 

[DaveNV]

That moment when a quarantined parent is pretty much done teaching her children...

Dave

 

[mentalbreak]

 

[PigsDad]

Kurt

 

[Goldi]

 

[DaveNV]

Has this one been posted? Somebody is really, really clever!

Dave

 

[Goldi]

 

[Jan M.]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1080043155713889

 

[Jan M.]

 

[Jan M.]

The government has called on retired nuns to help enforce social distancing.

 

[Jan M.]

You might not get this one if you aren't a parent or grandparent of young kids.

 

[Jan M.]

This one may be my favorite.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10156804329736533

 

[Ken555]

Has this one been posted? Somebody is really, really clever!

Dave

LOL

scroll allllllllll the way up, Dave!


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[Jan M.]