Sorry about getting the deleted thread "DELETED"

[easyrider]

Sorry about the last joke I put in the deleted thread. It was a fun thread. I'm told someone complained about them. So I guess its rated G, Disney type humour from now on .

Q: Why was Tigger in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!

Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A: He thought he might get a hole in one.

 

[AwayWeGo]

Fret Not.

Sorry about getting the deleted thread "DELETED"

Don't give it another thought.

Nobody's perfect.

-- Alan Cole, McLean (Fairfax County), Virginia, USA.​

 

[Passepartout]

Eventually we are all [Deleted]

Jim

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

It wasn't [deleted]; it was just locked.

Now if you got a hair cut, perhaps you could be [de-locked]. And if that doesn't work, then you should be [dis-tressed].

 

[Patri]

I quit reading it long ago, so no offense taken here.

 

[Talent312]

I'm shocked, shocked to find there's adult humor going on in here.
Everybody out at once!
-- paraphrasing Inspector Renault, "Casablanca"

 

[easyrider]

It wasn't [deleted]; it was just locked.

Now if you got a hair cut, perhaps you could be [de-locked]. And if that doesn't work, then you should be [dis-tressed].

Steve, your right, I should have said locked as in permanently gone.

My new message for my answering machine is :

Hi, this is the answering machine. I am on strike. Any messages you leave will be "deleted".

 

[AwayWeGo]

Don't Try To Call Me. I'll Try To Call You.

Hi, this is the answering machine. I am on strike. Any messages you leave will be "deleted".

We are not able to take your call at the moment, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.

-- Alan Cole, McLean (Fairfax County), Virginia, USA.​

 

[presley]

We are not able to take your call at the moment, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.

Haha! Mind if I use that?

 

[AwayWeGo]

That Gag Was Ripped Off From Some Comedian -- Can't Remember Which 1.

Haha! Mind if I use that?

I think that might be 1 of Steven Wright's gags -- not sure.

-- Alan Cole, McLean (Fairfax County), Virginia, USA.​

 

[hvacrsteve]

How is it possible to get deleted thread Locked?

I mean doesn't someone have the key to unlock it, can't someone pick the lock to unlock the lock?

There are many really smart people on here that can do things like that!

Did you here about the ------- terr---- trying to blow up the bus?

He burn't his lips on the tail pipe and then passed out from the fumes.

At least he lived to tell about it.

 

[dioxide45]

It was said the thread had run it's course. I thought it had run it's course after the first post, not the 170th.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

How is it possible to get deleted thread Locked?

I mean doesn't someone have the key to unlock it, can't someone pick the lock to unlock the lock?

Come on. You can do it. Just try. Why can't we all just get along???

You hold the key to love and fear
All in your trembling hand
Just one key unlocks them both
It's there at your command
C'mon people now,
Smile on your brother
Ev'rybody get together
Try and love one another right now

 

[Htoo0]

I'll join the "you're forgiven" band wagon. There's nothing wrong with having one safe place to go on the internet. It certainly not the first locked thread and probably won't be the last.

 

[pjrose]

How is it possible to get deleted thread Locked?

I mean doesn't someone have the key to unlock it, can't someone pick the lock to unlock the lock?

There are many really smart people on here that can do things like that!

Did you here about the ------- terr---- trying to blow up the bus?

He burn't his lips on the tail pipe and then passed out from the fumes.

At least he lived to tell about it.

I don't get it. Maybe that's just as well?

It was said the thread had run it's course. I thought it had run it's course after the first post, not the 170th.

Oh c'mon, some of us need a place to be silly!

 

[AwayWeGo]

"Blow Up" -- As In Inflate.

I don't get it.

The culprit was trying to blow up the bus like a balloon.

Full Disclosure: If a joke has to be explained, that means it's not all that funny.

-- Alan Cole, McLean (Fairfax County), Virginia, USA.​

 

[pjrose]

The culprit was trying to blow up the bus like a balloon.

Full Disclosure: If you have to explain a joke, that means it's not all that funny.

-- Alan Cole, McLean (Fairfax County), Virginia, USA.​

But if he passed out from the fumes, then wouldn't he be inhaling them? What does this part mean? ------- terr---- ?

You're right about the need for explanation and lack of humor...

Added....ok, I think I've got it, with a bit of PM help

 

[SDKath]

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

Katherine

 

[ampaholic]

Getting a deleted thread locked is a new twist. I'll join the "forgiven" bandwagon - heck if you don't get one locked or suspended now and then, you aren't really trying! :zzz: