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Just have to vent a little about todays trip to sears. It probably doesn't help that I am not a big sears fan. My wife and I had been to the eye doctors and needed new glasses. My wife had heard they have good prices at sears optical so we decided to check them out. Our normal place is just a few doors away. After checking the price at our normal shop we went into sears. Their best price was double what they are selling them for next door. Same exact frames. STRIKE 1
Next we had seen a lot of racks with a big 75% off sign. Upon closer examination the sign read
up to 75% off
My wife and I had split up with her going to the womens section while I went to the mens section. Between us we had probably checked a hundred items. Not one was more than 50% off. STRIKE 2
During our sojourn we went by the two doors. At one door I am accosted ( I believe this is the correct term with no exageration) by a women selling any home improvement. First it was siding then she went on a whole list of home repairs asking if I needed them while following me around the store. I finally asked her if she would get in my back seat if I went to my car or could I get away from her that way. I should tell you I'm a smart a**. So you guessed it I go by the second entrance to the store and guess who is there. The home improvement people. Since the store was virtually empty I couldn't blend in with the crowd. She made a beeline for me starting with the same script word for word. That brought out the saracasm in me. I look at her with all seriousness and tell her if she asks me about one more home improvement project I will run screaming from this store. Now all I want to do is get my wife and run screaming from this store. Now you guessed it. I actually have to leave the store by the exit guarded by the first saleswoman. As I am leaving her posse (there were actually 3 at each door) starts to come over to me. So I start the script to my wife (whom I might say is looking to hide due to my antics) and play both parts of the impending conversation. I almost cann't hold it in when I hear her say to her associates "HOW RUDE".
STRIKE 3 And I'm outta here.
Now for the final question...Lets take a poll to see when the next time I will be in a Sears?
Next we had seen a lot of racks with a big 75% off sign. Upon closer examination the sign read
up to 75% off
My wife and I had split up with her going to the womens section while I went to the mens section. Between us we had probably checked a hundred items. Not one was more than 50% off. STRIKE 2
During our sojourn we went by the two doors. At one door I am accosted ( I believe this is the correct term with no exageration) by a women selling any home improvement. First it was siding then she went on a whole list of home repairs asking if I needed them while following me around the store. I finally asked her if she would get in my back seat if I went to my car or could I get away from her that way. I should tell you I'm a smart a**. So you guessed it I go by the second entrance to the store and guess who is there. The home improvement people. Since the store was virtually empty I couldn't blend in with the crowd. She made a beeline for me starting with the same script word for word. That brought out the saracasm in me. I look at her with all seriousness and tell her if she asks me about one more home improvement project I will run screaming from this store. Now all I want to do is get my wife and run screaming from this store. Now you guessed it. I actually have to leave the store by the exit guarded by the first saleswoman. As I am leaving her posse (there were actually 3 at each door) starts to come over to me. So I start the script to my wife (whom I might say is looking to hide due to my antics) and play both parts of the impending conversation. I almost cann't hold it in when I hear her say to her associates "HOW RUDE".
STRIKE 3 And I'm outta here.
Now for the final question...Lets take a poll to see when the next time I will be in a Sears?
The tines started rusting and breaking off and they insisted that the replacement was cosmetic so, we don't shop there enough anymore for them to survive on our business. My husband said it best when he said that when Sears bought KMart he thought KMart would get better not that Sears would get worse!