I'm an old guy and we renovated our bathroom a year ago and went with a smart toilet (you may wonder how smart a toilet could be considering its job). As the contractor predicted, I quickly loved the bidet thing (which, being an Asian toilet, has a remote with many options for everything) but my wife still is afraid to use it. And to contribute to this thread, we get Sam's Club TP. Cheap yet thick and soft. Our water and sewer department may not like it as much as the thin stuff that dissolves, though. I'm pretty OK with Marriott TP. My gripe with Marriott is the real expensive furniture they keep upgrading with even less comfortable models.