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Monday Morning Humor

DaveNV

TUG Review Crew: Expert
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What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

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One is very heavy, and the other is a little lighter.


Dave, slapping his knee... :D
 

jtp1947

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Panina

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What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

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One is very heavy, and the other is a little lighter.


Dave, slapping his knee... :D
My others half loves this kind of humor.

what did the baby corn say to momma corn?

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Where’s popcorn?


where do the cows go for a date?

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the moovies
 
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