Honey - why don't you hold down the mattress while I drive ...

[DrQ]

Utah bride-to-be suffers chipped tooth and bruised face day before her wedding after flying off back of truck at 50mph while trying to hold down mattress she was moving​

Utah bride-to-be injured after falling off truck day before wedding

Lydia Kessinger sustained a chipped tooth, severe bruising and road rash on her arms during the incident on April 26 but miraculously still made it down the aisle.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I'm pretty sure my DW (of 47 yrs) to be at the time would have told me: "You hold down the mattress, I'll drive.

 

[clifffaith]

Ouch!

 

[Sandi Bo]

Utah bride-to-be suffers chipped tooth and bruised face day before her wedding after flying off back of truck at 50mph while trying to hold down mattress she was moving​

Utah bride-to-be injured after falling off truck day before wedding

Lydia Kessinger sustained a chipped tooth, severe bruising and road rash on her arms during the incident on April 26 but miraculously still made it down the aisle.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I'm pretty sure my DW (of 47 yrs) to be at the time would have told me: "You hold down the mattress, I'll drive.

The part about him driving 50mph gets me, too. Overall everything is nuts, but at 50mph, too?

 

[Tia]

Unbelievable , scary what else they might do in life

 

[stmartinfan]

Stupid marrying stupid. It's like one of those videos you see on America's Funniest Home Videos where you think: That must be fake, nobody would be actually be that dumb!

 

[Greg G]

I like the line in the article

"The Utah Department of Transport has reiterated some guidance for transporting items.
The advice includes placing lighter items below heavier items and use rope or straps to secure the load."

As opposed to using your wife