Free Health Care

[easyrider]

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

 

[carl2591]

do they give you anesthesia as well.. I hear the colonoscopy is a bit painful..

funny one.. :whoopie:

 

[ricoba]

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

Where do you find these things!!!!??? :whoopie:

 

[MommaBear]

My neice's husband is off on a one year long deployment to Afganistan. She is looking forward to going through security as it is the only "action" she will get for a year

 

[pjrose]

that is a good one!

 

[easyrider]

Where do you find these things!!!!??? :whoopie:

Most of our friends are jokers and send out some really funny stuff. It makes me smile every day. Many of the jokes are adult themed and would be deleted by moderators so your getting the PG stuff only.

So..........


On a flight from Chicago to Toronto, a blonde moves from coach to first class, and the stewardess tells her she has to move back.

The blonde refuses.

The co-pilot tries to get her to move.

The blonde refuses.

The pilot takes over, saying "My wife's blonde, I speak blonde." He whispers in the blonde's ear, and quickly, she moves back to coach.

The stewardess and co-pilot ask the pilot what he whispered. He said, "I told her first class doesn't go to Toronto.,"

 

[ada903]

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

 

[pianodinosaur]

Reality:

A young Frence lady boarded a jet airliner to Australia. She wanted to smoke her cigarette and had a fight with the stewardess because the stewardess would not open the door so she could step outside the plane and smoke while they were flying over the ocean at 30,000 feet. The passenger was arrested upon the flights arrival in Australia.