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Famous TV One-liners
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gorevs9
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The funniest finale of all time!
And the follow-up...
"You should start wearing sweaters"
Kal
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"Let's Be Careful Out There,"
Ubil
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I have a cunning plan. Baldrick, Blackadder
Edward R Murrow
"Good night and good luck"
"Good night and good luck"
teachingmyown
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Undoubtedly destined for immortality...
"...squirrel..."
"...squirrel..."
njdoofus
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You are a meathead - dead from the neck up.
"Higgins!!" - Magnum PI
"Book 'em Dan-O" - Hawaii 5-0
"Book 'em Dan-O" - Hawaii 5-0
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I think we are talking more about catch-phrases here, rather than one-liners.
In terms of one-liners here is my favorite, from the "Bet Your Life" show hosted by Groucho Marx:
One often-told story recounts the appearance of a female contestant who spoke in broken English, and who was clearly an easy mark for the quick-thinking Marx. In the course of the usual pre-game interview, Groucho was putting her at ease by asking questions about her life. The contestant offered that she had borne eleven children, to which Groucho remarked "Eleven children!" The contestant innocently replied "I love my husband," to which Groucho responded with the now famous "I love my cigar, but I take it out once in a while!"
In terms of one-liners here is my favorite, from the "Bet Your Life" show hosted by Groucho Marx:
One often-told story recounts the appearance of a female contestant who spoke in broken English, and who was clearly an easy mark for the quick-thinking Marx. In the course of the usual pre-game interview, Groucho was putting her at ease by asking questions about her life. The contestant offered that she had borne eleven children, to which Groucho remarked "Eleven children!" The contestant innocently replied "I love my husband," to which Groucho responded with the now famous "I love my cigar, but I take it out once in a while!"
"One of these days... POW right in the kisser."
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DonM
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A couple we use at home
"Round up the usual suspects" Casa Blanca
..."we are protected by the enormity of your stupidity..." Notorious
"Round up the usual suspects" Casa Blanca
..."we are protected by the enormity of your stupidity..." Notorious
" I taut I saw a putty cat..."
"Always remember and don't ever forget..." (One Day At A Time)
"Oh, Rob" (Dick Van Dyke show)
A previous post listed the quote "Badges, I don't need no stinken badges" and said that it was from Blazing Saddles but it was originally from the movie The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
"Always remember and don't ever forget..." (One Day At A Time)
"Oh, Rob" (Dick Van Dyke show)
A previous post listed the quote "Badges, I don't need no stinken badges" and said that it was from Blazing Saddles but it was originally from the movie The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
T_R_Oglodyte
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"Lucyyyyyyyyy"
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Just the facts, Maam. -Sgt Friday
And the coolest of all is...
Aaaayyy. -Arthur Fonzerelli
And the coolest of all is...
Aaaayyy. -Arthur Fonzerelli
Redrosesix
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That was the first one I thought of. I just love saying that to my SIL on her way to work (year 2 of being a police officer)
One more: "Aaaayyyyy" Only Fonzie could make that sound cool (although all the boys in my class tried to)
My favourite movie line (actually the only one I can remember at a moment's notice): "Life is like a box of chocolates..."
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Thought I would bring this back as there is a special on tonight about TV's funniest phrases.