I just got back from an "update" and agree with all these comments! Got the $100 gift card, my wife HATES the presentations, the sales gal said she would put a note in my file preventing further updates (I've been told that before to no effect), and I enjoy knowing more than the lies they state. My latest routine is to indicate that I am getting out of the timeshares in a couple of years when I use up my pooled points--and of course they have an answer to every objection (in this case I can NEVER get rid of my deeded points and will have to change to Access in order to do that). I almost started laughing when she started with the correct history lesson of how it was Fairfield when I bought, but then went into the lie that Wyndham (implying that it was the timeshare group) bought RCI. However, this was the first time in a presentation that I had to really raise my voice when the time was up and she wouldn't take no for an answer. She even tried to lay a guilt trip on me that she could lose her job.
Maybe I should list my wife as a child like steve_solo (or else give up on the updates when my schedule isn't very busy--I have done that successfully but have had to raise my "no" voice with the parking pass folks on occasion in the past).
Gene