Now we've finally settled into a conversation that I can sink my teeth into. St Thomas is much better than any of the Hawaii resorts because,
A. All the rooms have Ocean View
and
B. The mugs are only $19.99
and
C. Cape Air doesn't fly to Hawaii
and
D. They don't sell those silly shirts with flowers on them in St Thomas
and
E. When you get off the plane in St Thomas they give you free shots of Cruzan Rum, not some goofy flower necklace
Top that you wimpy Aloha lovers.
Okay, I'll accept the challenge, my Painkiller-loving friend.
Why Hawaii is better than USVI:
A. We have waves
B. Our waves have waves
C. Our coffee is local
D. We have an airline with our name on it
E. Our island was made by a volcano, not just random accumulation of silt
F. Lava is cool -- you should come check it out
G. We have more than 3 islands
H. The locals will help you pull your kayak out of the surf
I. We have U.S. military bases
J. Rescue personnel come quickly if you've been in an altercation at the pool with the boxer guy
K. Non-stop flights from lots and lots of cities
L. Our pools have really big slides
M. You can take a helicopter tour
N. Waterfalls are everywhere
O. So are golf courses
P. You can go skiing
Q. Our music is soothing, not some tinny drum
R. Cool dancing to our music
S. Really neat beach t-shirts
T. We have sacred pools
U. We have Roads to Places (like Hana)
V. Blowholes are cool
W. You can surf in a canoe
X. It's not rare to see a turtle
Y. Disney stuck a resort on one of our islands
Z. The women wear grass skirts
No disrespect intended to USVI (and you know I love it) -- but Hawaii rocks. :whoopie:
Best,
Greg