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[2010] Interval International 2 weeks for 1 Deposit Deal

ada903 said:
That's not what they told me.. for example I can see online Marriott Newport Coast Villas two bedrooms in November, but the agent would not let me book those, they said Southern California is not "on the grid"...
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Remember that soup episode from Seinfeld? If you get hold of the agent Nodge recommended, please be nice and place your orders quickly. There are some of us (me) still waiting for a turn. Careful, or it'll be 'No soup for you!'

The other II agents I asked so far are clueless. One tried to teach me all about 'short-stay' and another said I needed to deposit an actual and specific high demand platinum week... ;-)
 
l2trade said:
Remember that soup episode from Seinfeld? If you get hold of the agent Nodge recommended, please be nice and place your orders quickly. There are some of us (me) still waiting for a turn. Careful, or it'll be 'No soup for you!'

The other II agents I asked so far are clueless. One tried to teach me all about 'short-stay' and another said I needed to deposit an actual and specific high demand platinum week... ;-)
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The Trade Nazi?
 
From Nodge's first post, I gathered that "prime inventory" would be excluded from this offer. He stated that it would be more like non-holiday, Get-Away Inventory.

Also, be sure you are calling Nodge's contact, during his working hours, for the best results.

Please be VERY, VERY, NICE to this gentleman! :D
 
James1975NY said:
The Trade Nazi?
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No, not at all - oops, bad analogy on my part. I assume this agent is very nice and very good at the job. That's why Nodge has been so gracious to share the name. I just hope we all act accordingly, so that it stays that way. I have yet to connect through. Popular, indeed! :)
 
Just to clarify, is this $150 exchange open to me if I deposited a week last month and have already confirmed an exchange with it?

Or must I make a new deposit? Thanks!
 
ondeadlin said:
Just to clarify, is this $150 exchange open to me if I deposited a week last month and have already confirmed an exchange with it?

Or must I make a new deposit? Thanks!
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Yes, you qualify for the second week based on your earlier II deposit so long as the primary exchange week you booked with that deposit hasn't happened yet.

Good Luck,
-nodge
 
I am happy with Palm Springs actually, so I will stop complaining! ;)
 
l2trade said:
No, not at all - oops, bad analogy on my part. I assume this agent is very nice and very good at the job. That's why Nodge has been so gracious to share the name. I just hope we all act accordingly, so that it stays that way. I have yet to connect through. Popular, indeed! :)
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Sorry l2trade, I understood what you meant....I was just overlaying the "Soup Nazi" theme.....
 
This is an absolutely fantastic deal!!! The agent is very knowledgeable and top notch. Thank you Nodge! :)

Yes, of course, there are some restrictions and you need to be really flexible. Considering this is a 2nd bonus exchange the choices are great, YEAH!!!
 
Thanks, Nodge!

This agent is indeed a busy person but super nice & knowledgeable. I have found out that points accounts such as DRI and Worldmark are not eligible. Any other exchanges booked that have not taken place yet are. Love all the great info here whether I can personally benifit or not.

Tuggers rock!!
 
Why don't sharks go after lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Will be sending you a PM. Thanks for the great info.
 
joke

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

sent a PM
 
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Tried to send a PM, but box is full.
 
Tried to PM you but got a mesage "nodge has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space."

Please PM me the II agent info too.

Thanks :)
 
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The
lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

PM your way :)
 
Nice jokes! Keep 'em coming!

I responded to everyone waiting in my PM box and ricki999, alwysonvac and DanCali, so my "docket" is now clear.

-nodge
 
If you see a lawyer on bicycle, why should you swerve to avoid hitting him?

That might be your bicycle.

Sent you a PM. Thanks for the tip!

H
 
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
 
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it?



The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.



Sending you a PM

Thank you for sharing your info!!
 
More lawyer jokes

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo....The lawyer charges more!

Great Job on finding this. Thanks!!!!
 
Hope my funeral will get a better reception . . .

A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him.
"Why are you all at this man's funeral?"
A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients."
"And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching."
"No, we came to make sure he was dead."
:D

Moving from the topic of Death to Births:
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."
 
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A man went to his lawyer and said, "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it."

The lawyer said, "No problem, leave it all to me."

The man looked somewhat upset and said, "Well, I knew you were going to take the biggest slice, but I would like to leave a little to my children too!"




What's the problem with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
 
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