Every once in a while there is a disconnect...
I's just every once in a while there is a disconnect over words or phrases.
Sue
Hear them down in Soho square,
Dropping "h's" everywhere.
Speaking English anyway they like.
Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
This verbal class distinction by now should be antique.
An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him,
The moment he talks he makes some other Englishman despise him.
One common language I'm afraid we'll never get.
Oh, why can't the English learn to... set agood example
To people whose English is painful to your ears?
The Scotch and the Irish leave you close to tears.
There even are places where English completely disappears.
Why, in America they haven't spoken it for years!
Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian
the Greeks have taught their Greek.
In France every Frenchman knows his language fro "A" to "Zed"...
... The French never care what they say, actually,
as long as they pronounce it properly!
Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of summer lightning.
And Hebrews learn it backwards, which is absolutely frightening.
But use proper English you're regarded as a freak.
Why can't the English,
Why can't the English learn to speak?!!
- Ellis Toussier
(from "My Fair Lady..."