What's the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

[MULTIZ321]

Richard

 

[JudyS]

Um, a comma's tail isn't furry???

(Actually, I just Goggled this and found the punchline, but I won't post it so others can try to figure it out on their own.)

 

[isisdave]

A comma's a pause at the end of a clause; a cat has claws at the ends of its paws.

Whozat from? Oscar Wilde? Kipling? I know it's ancient.

 

[Talent312]

Riddle me this: What is the difference between a Grandmother and a granary?
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"One is one's born kin, the other is one's corn bin.

 

[LannyPC]

A conversation with mother and son.

Mom: What's the difference between a cabbage and a skunk?

Son: I don't know. What?

Mom: Remind me never to send you to the store for a cabbage.