Get a grip, Scoop. Snottiness like that is unbecoming a person of your character and sensibilities.
Certainly, what you describe exists. Maybe 20 or 25 years ago, there was a discussion involving AI at the (now) Vidanta resorts. One of the posters gushed about how much she loved the Vidanta resorts with AI, because it was like going to Mexico and feeling as if she was still in the US - with familiar food, everyone speaking English, great hospitality, and no funny smells.
On the other hand, I have a DS and DDIL, who are world travelers, who always make a point of being in the local culture, often doing couch surfing in places such as Istanbul, Cambodia, Tanzania, and Ghana. However, for one trip to Puerto Vallarta, they decided they wanted to do an AI just so they could kick back and relax for one week.
We visit some resorts in MX that have optional AI (which we never use). Viewing the food options there is an abundance of local food options. And lots of local aromas as well.