ha ha ha

[easyrider]

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.


The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"


Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.


So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.


"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.


The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"


"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"

 

[AwayWeGo]

Same Gag -- Shorter & Cleaner Version.

Daisy Duck goes to Macy's cosmetics counter & selects some fashion lipstick.

"Cash or credit?" says the clerk.

"Just put it on my bill," says Daisy Duck.

-- Alan Cole, McLean (Fairfax County), Virginia, USA.​

 

[MuranoJo]

:rofl:
And to think I was feeling a little sheepish for posting the morbid Christmas gift thread.

What if Daffy got back to the hotel room and Daisy said, "Don't you DARE bill me!"

 

[Passepartout]

I am reminded of the young man who, when his ladyfriend made a similar ultimatum, went into a druggist to make his first such necessary purchase. When he asked how much was the cost, was told $2.25 with tax. He broke out in a sweat and trembling, said "Tacks!?!?!? Don't they stay on by themselves?" Jim

 

[pjrose]

Well, I was going to grumble something about our supposedly family-friendly forum, but I'm laughing too hard - especially about the Tax/Tacks.