so i pulled these posts from another thread as they deserve their own, huge thanks to @BaillieCH for the idea....will do some editing from group suggestions...this makes me laugh every time i read it.
On the first day of Christmas, my salesman said to me...... no increase in maintenance feeesssss!!
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 4th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 5th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 6th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 7th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... 7 days to cancel, Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 8th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Eight claims of good investment, 7 days to cancel, Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 9th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Nine fees a-hiding, Eight claims of good investment, 7 days to cancel, Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 10th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Ten free drink vouchers, Nine fees a-hiding, Eight claims of good investment, 7 days to cancel, Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 11th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Eleven misleading statements, Ten free drink vouchers, Nine fees a-hiding, Eight claims of good investment, 7 days to cancel, Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 12th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Twelve minutes to sign my contract, Eleven misleading statements, Ten free drink vouchers, Nine fees a-hiding, Eight claims of good investment, 7 days to cancel, Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations
and no increase in maintenance feeeeeeeeeeeeesss!!
On the first day of Christmas, my salesman said to me...... no increase in maintenance feeesssss!!
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 4th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 5th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 6th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 7th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... 7 days to cancel, Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 8th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Eight claims of good investment, 7 days to cancel, Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 9th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Nine fees a-hiding, Eight claims of good investment, 7 days to cancel, Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 10th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Ten free drink vouchers, Nine fees a-hiding, Eight claims of good investment, 7 days to cancel, Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 11th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Eleven misleading statements, Ten free drink vouchers, Nine fees a-hiding, Eight claims of good investment, 7 days to cancel, Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations and no increase in maintenance feeeesss!!
On the 12th day of Christmas, my salesman gave to me..... Twelve minutes to sign my contract, Eleven misleading statements, Ten free drink vouchers, Nine fees a-hiding, Eight claims of good investment, 7 days to cancel, Six months no interest, FIVEEEE BONUS WEEKS!!! Four Dinner Gift Cards, Three reasons to not buy resale, Two free vacations
and no increase in maintenance feeeeeeeeeeeeesss!!
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