Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

[artringwald]

Minnesota Men's Pro Sports
Twins: haven't been to the World Series since 1991
Vikings: 0-4 in the Superbowl
Wild: never played for the Stanley Cup
Timberwolves: never played for the championship (stay tuned)

Minnesota Women's Pro Sports
Lynx: 4 WNBA Championships
Minnesota Women's Pro Hockey: Just won the first Walter Cup

Minnesota quiets Boston to take first PWHL title

Minnesota won the inaugural PWHL championship Wednesday night, getting 17 saves from Nicole Hensley to beat Boston 3-0 in Game 5 and claim the Walter Cup.

www.espn.com

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

A guy married a girl from Minnesota. Right after they get back from the honeymoon, he felt that she was not meeting her obligations in the marriage. So, he laid down the law to her. In no uncertain terms, he let her know that she needed to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry completed, and to have hot meals on the table for every meal. And he expected to see change starting the next day.

Well, came the next day, and he didn't see anything. The second day he still didn't see anything. But by the third day, the swelling had gone down enough that he could see a little out of his left eye, and his right arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still had some trouble peeing, but not as much as before.

 

[am1]

A guy married a girl from Minnesota. Right after they get back from the honeymoon, he saw that she was not meeting her obligations in the marriage. So, he laid down the law to her. In no uncertain terms, he let her know that he expected her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and to have hot meals on the table for every meal. And he expected to see change starting the next day.

Well, come the next day, and he didn't see anything. The second day he still didn't see anything. But by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his right arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still had some trouble peeing, but not as much as before.

domestic abuse. If your joke went the other way......

 

[artringwald]

A guy married a girl from Minnesota. Right after they get back from the honeymoon, he saw that she was not meeting her obligations in the marriage. So, he laid down the law to her. In no uncertain terms, he let her know that he expected her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and to have hot meals on the table for every meal. And he expected to see change starting the next day.

Well, come the next day, and he didn't see anything. The second day he still didn't see anything. But by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his right arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still had some trouble peeing, but not as much as before.

Wait... did you marry a girl from Minnesota?

 

[Hindsite]

domestic abuse. If your joke went the other way......

It isn't about which way round...

 

[callwill]

It isn't about which way round...

No, that was after round 1!

 

[emeryjre]

Minnesota Men's Pro Sports
Twins: haven't been to the World Series since 1991
Vikings: 0-4 in the Superbowl
Wild: never played for the Stanley Cup
Timberwolves: never played for the championship (stay tuned)

Minnesota Women's Pro Sports
Lynx: 4 WNBA Championships
Minnesota Women's Pro Hockey: Just won the first Walter Cup

Minnesota quiets Boston to take first PWHL title

Minnesota won the inaugural PWHL championship Wednesday night, getting 17 saves from Nicole Hensley to beat Boston 3-0 in Game 5 and claim the Walter Cup.

www.espn.com

But the guys look good while this is happening

 

[TolmiePeak]

All of those state taxpayers subsidies for losing. Minnesota should have told those billionaire owners to pound sand when they had their hands out for more welfare.

 

[am1]

All of those state taxpayers subsidies for losing. Minnesota should have told those billionaire owners to pound sand when they had their hands out for more welfare.

Was that tried with the North Stars?

 

[TolmiePeak]

Was that tried with the North Stars?

It should have been tried with all teams. They should have put that money to better use.

 

[am1]

It should have been tried with all teams. They should have put that money to better use.

Into the police force?

 

[TolmiePeak]

Into the police force?

That would be a way better use of the funds. Also replacing I-94 with a parkway between downtown Minneapolis and St. Paul would be a better use of the funds. That freeway just destroyed the Rondo neighborhood in St. Paul back in the 1960s.

 

[TolmiePeak]

Was that tried with the North Stars?

In Seattle we told Howard Schlutz to pound sand when he wanted city taxpayers to pay for an upgrade to our arena. Now we got the Kraken to pay $1billion to upgrade a city owned arena. Not a cent of city taxpayer funds was used.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

Wait... did you marry a girl from Minnesota?

Naw - after I headed west I went all Beach Boys, and married a California girl.

 

[pedro47]

Back in the olden days, this sounds like sexual harassment .