Fredflintstone
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It’s Christmas time,
And I am inclined,
To book my timeshare,
So I can vacation without care,
But wait...
They want to do an owners update!
They say I will get trinkets free,
If I sit in on a 90 minute talking spree,
They tell me I will get a good education after we met
Just be sure to bring my wallet!
Oh what the heck, I’m down for the perk!
So, I grab my TUG shirt!
It says the shirt cost more than my timeshare
So, go ahead and tell me lies if you dare!
Knowledge is power!
So the update went sour.
That’s ok because I got my 100 dollar trip by watercraft
And some dirty looks from those timeshare sales staff.
To all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
And remember to buy resale as it is clear
You will buy your timeshare for a buck
And can dump it without feeling stuck.
And not feel like you are a dumb cluck!
Can you do a Merry Christmas poem of timeshare lore?
That has humour in store!
Thank you very much to the core!
And always let those sleazy sales guys show you the door!
Or, you will be poor!
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And I am inclined,
To book my timeshare,
So I can vacation without care,
But wait...
They want to do an owners update!
They say I will get trinkets free,
If I sit in on a 90 minute talking spree,
They tell me I will get a good education after we met
Just be sure to bring my wallet!
Oh what the heck, I’m down for the perk!
So, I grab my TUG shirt!
It says the shirt cost more than my timeshare
So, go ahead and tell me lies if you dare!
Knowledge is power!
So the update went sour.
That’s ok because I got my 100 dollar trip by watercraft
And some dirty looks from those timeshare sales staff.
To all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
And remember to buy resale as it is clear
You will buy your timeshare for a buck
And can dump it without feeling stuck.
And not feel like you are a dumb cluck!
Can you do a Merry Christmas poem of timeshare lore?
That has humour in store!
Thank you very much to the core!
And always let those sleazy sales guys show you the door!
Or, you will be poor!
Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
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