The 12 Beers of Christmas

[Talent312]

I bought 12 bottles of beer (Mic Ultra) for a Christmas party.
I put them in a bed of ice, but no one drank any.
Instead, they stuck to wine, wassail or eggnog.
I know no one else who wants them, so I'm drinking one each day.
... The things we do for the holidays.

 

[easyrider]

I bought 12 bottles of beer (Mic Ultra) for a Christmas party.
I put them in a bed of ice, but no one drank any.
Instead, they stuck to wine, wassail or eggnog.
I know no one else who wants them, so I'm drinking one each day.
... The things we do for the holidays.

Sound like the makings of a hit country song.

Bill

 

[Eric B]

I bought 12 bottles of beer (Mic Ultra) for a Christmas party.
I put them in a bed of ice, but no one drank any.
Instead, they stuck to wine, wassail or eggnog.
I know no one else who wants them, so I'm drinking one each day.
... The things we do for the holidays.

If they're Micro Ultra Craft Beers, I'd be willing to help you with them....

 

[Passepartout]

Michelob Ultra- The Club Soda of Beers. I'm a beer drinker, but faced with that, I'd go for the wassail too.

I've had some similar leftovers after a party, and used them up par-boiling brats.

 

[Eric B]

I was afraid that might be it. If there were 5 or 6 gallons of it, you could boil it with some malt extract and hops, then throw in some yeast after it cools off and make some beer with it.

 

[Talent312]

Everyone's a snob. I was trying to appeal to the masses.
But the masses had their heads in the punch bowl.

 

[Carol C]

Sound like the makings of a hit country song.

Bill

Tears in my beer?

 

[Carol C]

Michelob Ultra- The Club Soda of Beers. I'm a beer drinker, but faced with that, I'd go for the wassail too.

I've had some similar leftovers after a party, and used them up par-boiling brats.

Hmm brats! Back to my wine cave!

 

[easyrider]

Everyone's a snob. I was trying to appeal to the masses.
But the masses had the heads in the punch bowl.

I see you are working on the lyrics, lol.

Bill

 

[pedro47]

12 Beers of Christmas salute to that special day
11 Beers of Christmas with 11 to go to that special day
10 Beers of Christmas watching NFL football to that special day
09 Beers of Christmas eating pizza, chicken and drinking Mic Ultra beer to that special day
08 Beers of Christmas just finish wrapping all of my present to that special day
07 Beers of Christmas just finish decorating the Christmas tree for that special day
06 Beers of Christmas watching NCAA football on television to that special day
05 Beers of Christmas, Wow, half of my Mic Ultra is gone to that special day
04 Beers of Christmas and they are still cold in the refrigerator to that special day
03 Beers of Christmas the spouse is busy in the kitchen cooking that special meal to special day
02 Beers of Christmas today is Christmas Eve and I am anticipating family for that special day
01 Beers of Christmas zero beers are left, Merry Christmas to All and Peace on Earth. Today Is that very Special Day. Merry Christmas.

 

[Carol C]

I saw something on tv, was it this morning on CBS Sunday Morning, about some company where the gal "discovered" some kind of "beach violets" or something, a wildflower...and turned it into a special fermented brew for effete snobs, er, I mean, high-end consumers. Kinda makes me want to throw up...and I haven't even drunk anything today!

 

[Eric B]

... doing my best not to react, but secretly pleased at being called an effete snob. At least she didn't accuse me of being a hipster....

 

[Talent312]

I'm now drinking my 12th (and final) Christmas beer.
Perhaps on New Year's Eve, I'll start the 12 beers of New Years.

 

[PrairieGirl]

Hey, at our local Fry's store they had a wine advent calendar! There were two left and on sale for half price so I thought maybe I could make them a New Year's countdown or something........