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Wow! Over 6,000 posts :)

Thanks, everyone!
Thank YOU, Ken. This thread has been a good outlet for pent-up emotional outlet and a great repository for all the absurdities we all come across. Maybe some day, some enterprising individual will compile the whole mess into a book and sell it on Amazon!

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Josef Stalin was asked if he has any hobbies.
"I collect jokes about myself," was his response.
"Oh, nice, how many have you collected?"
"I have two and a half labor camps so far."
 

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It was the chicken's birthday, and all the animals held a party. They had cake and balloons and were all singing, "Happy Birthday." Except the pony, who was silent. The chicken, a bit offended, asked why he wasn't singing. The pony said, "I'm a little horse."
 

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love starting my day off with a smile , enjoy this thread as well
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