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T_R_Oglodyte

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The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar.

It was tense.
 

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How many Detroit Lions does it take to change a light bulb?

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Answer: No one knows, but 40,000 fans will show up every Sunday to see if the team will finally figure out how to turn things around.
 

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moonstone

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77,000 RCI points (Sunrise Ridge Resort, TN)
Haha, we actually saw a sign exactly the same last winter at the local bakery we use here in Belize. I told them about the spelling mistake and what the actual word was, they said they would fix it. The next week we saw tongues was crossed out and pinchers written in.
This year due to Covid we cant even go inside but must look though the window and tell them what we want and how many of each and the employees get it for us.

~Diane
 

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DaveNV

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HAHAHAA!!

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:D Dave
 

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:D Dave
 

Jan M.

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T_R_Oglodyte

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T_R_Oglodyte

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How many Detroit Lions does it take to change a light bulb?

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Answer: No one knows, but 40,000 fans will show up every Sunday to see if the team will finally figure out how to turn things around.
Q; How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A: One. But they just put the light bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
 
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Some Nice young Lads earning Badges in 71 ..
Always Show Kindness and
Love ❤️ Peace

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:D Dave
 

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I foresee a headline in the local newspaper about a domestic assault... ;)

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After being married for twenty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

She asked, “What does that mean?”

He said, “Amazing, Bright, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fantastic, Gorgeous, Hot.”

She felt very happy and said, “Oh my dear, that’s so lovely. Thank you. What about I, J, K?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”


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:D Dave
 

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This is true!!

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:D Dave
 

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This one is courtesy of DH .....who just happens to be Jim.

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