Stay At Home Humor

[Ralph Sir Edward]

Maybe not, but you're a lot safer. . . .

 

[amycurl]

 

[Jan M.]

 

[Passepartout]

It Took
"Ticket or Click It"
To Get People To Wear
A Seat Belt.

I Wonder if
"Mask It Or Casket"
Would Work?​

 

[Passepartout]

I Introduced Two Friends Yesterday.
I told Each Of Them
That The Other One Was
Hard Of Hearing.
They Spent Half The Morning
Yelling At Each Other.

Then They Realized That
I'm An @$$h0le!​

 

[mentalbreak]

Premiering late November 2020
(Not me, but I already know of a few.)

 

[Luanne]

 

[clifffaith]

 

[Jan M.]

 

[Jan M.]

Can anyone alter this to read ....about your timeshare? For those of us in the Medicare age group it could read ....about your Medicare supplement coverage.

 

[#1 Cowboys Fan]

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Sorry, I need an explanation of this one....................

 

[Jan M.]

We still remember watching Sam Kinison's HBO special back in the early 80's and laughing so hard we cried.

 

[Jan M.]

A shout out to Dave and Happy 4th of July everyone!

 

[Jan M.]

Sorry, I need an explanation of this one....................

Loses something when you have to explain 'em but here goes. A fake turd is a sham poo.

sham

NOUN

1. a thing that is not what it is purported to be.
   "the proposed legislation is a farce and a sham"

ADJECTIVE

1. bogus; false.
   "a clergyman who arranged a sham marriage"
   synonyms:
   fake · pretended · feigned · simulated · false · artificial · bogus · synthetic ·
   [more]

VERB

1. falsely present something as the truth.
   "was he ill or was he shamming?"

poo
noun Informal.
excrement.
verb (used without object), pooed, poo·ing.
to defecate.

 

[#1 Cowboys Fan]

Loses something when you have to explain 'em but here goes. A fake turd is a sham poo.

sham

NOUN

1. a thing that is not what it is purported to be.
   "the proposed legislation is a farce and a sham"

ADJECTIVE

1. bogus; false.
   "a clergyman who arranged a sham marriage"
   synonyms:
   fake · pretended · feigned · simulated · false · artificial · bogus · synthetic ·
   [more]

VERB

1. falsely present something as the truth.
   "was he ill or was he shamming?"

poo
noun Informal.
excrement.
verb (used without object), pooed, poo·ing.
to defecate.

Ok, got it now---sorry I needed the clarification........

 

[Jan M.]

Ok, got it now---sorry I needed the clarification........

Don't feel bad when I first saw it I had a huh moment, make that minute, before I got it.

 

[Theiggy]

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[Ken555]

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[bluehende]

Not quite humor but I laughed.

 

[Jan M.]

 

[Luanne]

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

Kinda think this works for all sides

 

[Tank]

 

[Jan M.]