Stay At Home Humor

[nerodog]

It looks like about 3 days' of posts to this thread were deleted. Am

 

[Makai Guy]

It looks like about 3 days' of posts to this thread were deleted. Am I missing something?

Jim

Two posts were intentionally deleted. But a whole bunch more were inadvertently bulk deleted at the same time. Can't get bulk restore to work so working on restoring them one at a time.

 

[Passepartout]

2020 strikes again!

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

Dateline Sat Oct 10th 2020.

When you turn on a TV and see Profession Bowling on a major network, during prime time, you know just how bad 2020 has become . . . .

 

[Makai Guy]

Dateline Sat Oct 10th 2020.

When you turn on a TV and see Profession Bowling on a major network, during prime time, you know just how bad 2020 as become . . . .

Hey. A couple of months ago ESPN was reduced to carrying the Cornhole Championships -- and they were reruns, to boot!

 

[Tank]

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[geoand]

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Dave

Dave you can’t do this stuff. I sprayed hot chocolate over the table.

 

[DaveNV]

Dave you can’t do this stuff. I sprayed hot chocolate over the table.

Sorry. The thread title says "Stay At Home Humor." This is what happens when I'm at home too much.

Dave

 

[Tank]

 

[DaveNV]

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!".

Dave

 

[Rolltydr]

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!".

Dave

Thanks, Dave! I loved Red Skelton when I was a kid.

 

[Luanne]

 

[chapjim]

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Trail mix!!

 

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[Passepartout]

How do you get down from
an elephant?
You don't. You get down
from a duck.​

 

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[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

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