Stay At Home Humor

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A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
and finally they got married, and had a little sweet
potato, which they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .

And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.

And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw

Because he's just......

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?
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Here it is!
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A COMMONTATER

 

[DaveNV]

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

Boy, that was painful. Thank you. I'm stealing this.

Dave

 

[Passepartout]

I'm sending to these folks over in Blackfoot: https://idahopotatomuseum.com/

 

[Tank]

I'm sending to these folks over in Blackfoot: https://idahopotatomuseum.com/

a potato museum - who would have thunk it
Might have to spud - er over

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

a potato museum - who would have thunk it
Might have to spud - er over

Dave

Have you ever been to Idaho? It makes perfect sense.

Dave

 

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Dave

 

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Dave

 

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Dave

 

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[Luanne]

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So how do men who watch cooking shows react?

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

So how do men who watch cooking shows react?

Generally irrelevant. Since men don't watch cooking shows much there is no such thing as a man's reaction. We do enjoy ones that have some action, though.

 

[Luanne]

Generally irrelevant, since men don't watch cooking shows much there is no such thing as a man's reaction. We do enjoy ones that have some action ....

Don't tell my dh. He got quite fond of Guida, and also the British baking shows. Since he does all of the cooking for the family...............................

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

Don't tell my dh. He got quite fond of Guida, and also the British baking shows. Since he does all of the cooking for the family...............................

I do most of the cooking in our house, too. When I need to figure something out I look for a YouTube video.

But just watching a cooking show - doesn't do it for me.

 

[Passepartout]

Don't tell my dh. He got quite fond of Guida, and also the British baking shows. Since he does all of the cooking for the family...............................

Yup. Left to myself, I'd rather watch the likes of Ina Garten or Cook's Country or even classic Julia than some soapy serial. Want entertainment? recall those 'Galloping Gourmet' shows. I even have my trusty Graham Kerr bench scraper and the best aluminum grill from NPR's 'The Splendid Table' store.

Don't tell me guys don't watch cooking shows.

JIm

 

[PrairieGirl]

"Beat Bobby Flay" is a staple in our household!

 

[Luanne]

"Beat Bobby Flay" is a staple in our household!

I just had take out last night from someone who did Beat Bobby Flay.

 

[DaveNV]

You can often meet Graham Kerr at the Mount Vernon, Washington, Farmer's Market. He lives in the area, and is a regular visitor there. Nice guy.

Dave

 

[Sandi Bo]

Generally irrelevant. Since men don't watch cooking shows much there is no such thing as a man's reaction. We do enjoy ones that have some action, though.

My husband, my daughter, and her husband, watch them. And then tell cooking channel jokes at dinner (which are competely over my head).

 

[Tank]

So how do men who watch cooking shows react?

I’d eat that
Or
I wouldn’t touch that with your tongue
Come to mind