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Umm.... Not quite what he had in mind...

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Death: Jack! Your time is up. I'll take you now.
Jack: Not today please, I have a lot more to do.
Death: Oh no, you're the first on the list to die.
Jack: Alright, I'll finish what I'm doing first. Even better, I'll make you some coffee while you wait. And after I'm done, we can leave.

(Jack put sleeping pills in the coffee and when Death fell asleep, Jack erased his name and placed it at the end of the list)

Death: Woah! My friend, I slept well. You're a good person Jack, you treated me very well. Because of that, I'll just start with the last one on the list.

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My golf instructor is putting up with my bad putting.

The coffee beans that I ground fell on the ground.

Football will convert the rules about the 2-point convert.

The lawyers are having a contest who can contest the deceased person's will.

That schedule will conflict with my conflict of interest lawsuit.

The dos and don'ts of operating Microsoft DOS.

He moped about not being able to drive his moped.

The rebel would always rebel against his parents.

Did you insert that insert into the magazine?
 
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